I realized that I haven't posted anything over a week, and I want to keep my 100 post pace. But I can't think of anything to write about. I asked a friend of mine if he had a topic that I should write about and his suggestion was to write an interview with a squirrel. He also suggested that the squirrels like Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. I'm not feeling that creative right now, but I thought I could at least write a haiku.
Squirrels love Arnold
I'm talking Schwarzenegger
They really love Twins
This particular conversation reminded me of something I saw yesterday. As I was riding the bus home from my camp retreat, I saw a bird out the window that appeared to be racing the bus. So here's a haiku about that.
Bird racing a bus
I think the bird might take it
No, No, I was wrong
Then as I was writing this post I was watching Pawn Stars. They have some cool stuff on that show. Tonight, there was a 1918 $1000 bill, a stereoscope, and a golf cart that was turned into a cardboard-looking tank. You can probably guess what's coming next. That's right, a haiku.
Hey look, it's a tank!
No wait, that's just a golf cart
Can't fool the Pawn Stars
Ok, I really have to stop now. Based on the trend I'm seeing lately only three people will read this post anyway.